Week 2 @ Crush

Conundrums: 6
Benchwarmers: 11

Attendance (Game): 5
Attendance (YTD):  5

 

CONUNDRUMS GET CRUSH-ED

Puzzlers Move to 1-1, Give Faithful Nothing to Cheer For

 

Week 2 MVP Brandon Casey. 
Thanks to the Conundrum Softball Club Art and Design Dept. for this amazing rendering

 

LAKEWOOD, CO (TP) - What a night.  The Conundrums successfully celebrated their annual "Forget Your Bats in the Car Night" with the Q-Marker batters going a combined 10-for-34, and scoring an outstanding 6 runs.  That's right.  Like waking up after a night of boozing and realizing you have crapped the bed....6 runs. 

 

Boos from the Conundrum faithful rained down as part-time pitcher/catcher, Sean "I need a runner Blue" Butcher overheard mumblings of "Why do we even come out to watch these guys", to "maybe they will stop raising ticket prices if we stop coming to watch this nonsense". 

 

Week 2 "MVP": The weekly TWIX was awarded to Brandon Casey, who was seen leaving the premisis before interim coach Sean Butcher had an opportunity to hand out the delicious prize which he forgot to pick up on the way to the field. 

 

Next: The Puzzlers hope to get back on track with a 7:15 match against rival Maptek.